Escape From Stalag VIIIB
Montblanc Mountaineering Boots
HOLY FUCKING TREES WITH DICKS
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING BOOTS
Hike up your skirt and put on these fucking boots you goddamned crybaby.
These aren’t the boots your mama put on your feet for jumping in puddles. These are GODDAMNED MOUNTAIN HIKING BOOTS.
- These bitches can hike you up a mountain.
- Your day-hike friends will probably hate you for wearing these.
- These have monster tread and straps and those little metal things that you wrap laces around. Holy cuntcans you had better buy a pair of these.
- These have twenty grommets. Count them you lazy whore. The hooks wrap for quick lacing. Give it a try. Oh wait you can’t because you don’t have a pair of these fucking boots.
Get some today.